Ah, to be a professional soccer player..

Adidas recently revealed its new soccer ball name "Jabulani" meaning "to celebrate" just in time for WC 2010 in South Africa. Initial reaction to the ball from many of the worlds top international players has been very negative, citing the ball as a disaster and something that would be sold at your local supermarket. Now I don't know about any of you, but if I was coming home to something like this every night
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1004/soccer.wags/content.1.html, I wouldn't give a shit if the soccer ball I was playing with was made out of cement or a frigging ball of glue. Boy, these professional footballers sure have it rough!! So with that being said, you can find me working on my juggling in the back yard daydreaming of my future supermodel wife.